Funny of the Day- Turtle Jacking a Turtle

I love the conversation that you find yourself in as a teacher-

Student- "Is it bad to turtle jack a turtle?"
Me- "What do you mean?"
Student- "Is it bad to take a turtle and play with it. You know like on the playground?"
Me- "Are there turtles down there?"
Student- "Well not exactly. You see we went into the woods. It is really easy to get past (the recess person) all you have to do is wait until his back is turned. Some friends and I went down the path and we found a turtle. We were running back and my friend grabbed the turtle. He turtle jacked the turtle. Is that bad?"

Not the Actual Turtle Jacked Turtle

Happy Teaching!